Dingus Madness 2024 - An unofficial bracket poll tournament of Lyz Lenz's Dinguses of the Week from 2020-2023
Round 1
U.S. Rep. Mike Johnson (R-LA4) (Speaker of the House)59662%
U.S. Sen. Josh Hawley (R-MO)36738%
118th Congress38453%
People Who Won't Get Vaccinated34447%
Alex Jones35253%
Climate Change Deniers31347%
Sen. Lindsay Graham (R-SC)42371%
People Who Tell You to Take Off Your Mask17329%
The U.S. Justice System24542%
Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL1)33458%
Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO3)40772%
Sen. Joe Manchin (D-WV)16228%
Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY)43978%
Everyone Pretending Kissinger Was Actually Good12422%
Gov. Kim Reynolds (R-IA)17532%
People Who Think Drag Shows are Hurting the Children38068%
Jeff Bezos13825%
Everyone Banning Books40675%
The Supreme Court36065%
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA14)19335%
People Outlawing Trans Girls from Sports35068%
Jordan B. Peterson16632%
Gov. Greg Abbott (R-TX)45185%
Rudy Giuliani8115%
The "We Will Adopt Your Baby" People10219%
Elon Musk44081%
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX)37167%
The Second Amendment17933%
Andrew Tate37166%
J.K. Rowling19434%
Aaron Rodgers20634%
Ken Paxton40066%
Round 2
U.S. Rep. Mike Johnson (R-LA4) (Speaker of the House)35551%
118th Congress34249%
Alex Jones37864%
Sen. Lindsay Graham (R-SC)20936%
Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL1)31457%
Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO3)23443%
Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY)28954%
People Who Think Drag Shows are Hurting the Children24646%
Everyone Banning Books14426%
The Supreme Court40374%
People Outlawing Trans Girls from Sports13826%
Gov. Greg Abbott (R-TX)38374%
Elon Musk43680%
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX)10720%
Andrew Tate28851%
Ken Paxton27549%
Round 3
U.S. Rep. Mike Johnson (R-LA4) (Speaker of the House)15555%
Alex Jones12745%
Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL1)11043%
Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY)14657%
The Supreme Court16366%
Gov. Greg Abbott (R-TX)8534%
Elon Musk23088%
Andrew Tate3112%
Semi-Finals
U.S. Rep. Mike Johnson (R-LA4) (Speaker of the House)15140%
Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY)22260%
The Supreme Court22763%
Elon Musk13437%
Finals
Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY)15438%
The Supreme Court25062%
Winner